You see that I am a white boy, but I am australian. You may think that because I am australian

that I ride kangaroos, but I don’t own one sadly. And you might think that I box kangaroos but I

don’t I would get knocked out. And you might think that because I’m annoying and loud that I don’t

care about other people’s opinions, well you’re wrong. You may think that because my family is

wealthy we don’t care about the poor, when last year on thanksgiving we made 100 sandwiches

and gave it to the homeless. You my think that because I am the middle child I don’t get spoiled,

well I do suprisingly. And you may think that because I am short i must drink a lot of coffee when

really I hate coffee and never drink it, and I’m just naturally short.